Tulsa Gift Bag

A man who no matter what woman he fucks, he gets her pregnant. His ball bag will always provide the gift of life.

Krystal: I may have made a mistake last night. I slept with that new Russian guy.

Karen: Are you out of your mind. He has a Tulsa gift bag.

by Drpun May 19, 2009

gift from god

Free will. I'm surprised no one has mentioned this. It is arguably one of our greatest gifts.

I am writing something using my own terminology (words).
This is an example of creative expression, which is one of the many (countless) forms that free will takes.
This is how I use my gift from god.

by Ice Burg July 10, 2006

housewarming gift

A weird or unusual object that's bought for new homeowners by friends or family.

Friend: "That's a weird house decoration"
Homeowner: "yes, it was a housewarming gift"
Friend: "ahhh that makes sense then"

by Kdougan November 20, 2016

Pump gift

A pump gift is similar to a push gift in which woman receive a gift for giving birth. The pump gift is similar but more exclusive to the man who had to go through the difficult effort in pumping out millions of fertile sperm and making it into the vagina instead of the face, back, anus or sock. The gift should be off high value and should include blow jobs for life without question or consent.

Woman: Hey honey where is my push present?
Man: You just pushed it out.... Your welcome.

Now where is my pump gift?
Woman: *gets on knees* to deliver pump present gift.

by Babad October 16, 2018

Sarah Gift

bamf, good dancer, likes to party

did you see that Sarah Gift?

hell yeah I did!

by Chicken89 August 22, 2011

gift from god

any hot chick that likes u back...or at least will fuck you.

i fucked my gift from god all night.

by seximee21 May 18, 2006

gifted kid burnout

Used to be titled as "gifted" as a child but now spends most of their time smoking weed and avoiding their problems

Jason is a gifted kid burnout I feel kind of bad for him.

by Lolfuckoff August 20, 2017