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mattress music

Music that people listen to while having sex.
This Chris Brown album is good but it's mostly mattress music.
by BobbyHerf March 28, 2016
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Mustrophy

A serious and clinical failure of the muscles. Also a lethal disease that ravages cows, birds, and various specimens of penguins. There is no cute except for the milk of the hoopa tree.
"Did you hear about that kid with Mustrophy?"
"Oh yeah..he's a goner."
by KelsoBlaze November 28, 2016
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mutt-snatch

Female genitals that are a mixed bag of attributes: a melange of colors, various lengths of hairs, and generally unkempt and messy appearance.
A typical mutt-snatch can deter any sexual advance
by GDDPHD June 8, 2017
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mutar

This word was born in Uruguay and it's used when a person stays looking to nowhere for a long time.
¿Puedes dejar de mutar?Ya das miedo

Esa chica está mutando
by kndedookie November 27, 2017
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mutter-fucking

When a person angrily swears under their breath. All that can be understood are the expletives, between unintelligible mutterings.
She heard him mutter-fucking in the other room, and wondered what had made him so angry.
Tripping over the toy truck, he stubbed his toe, and mutter-fucked his way to the freezer to ice his wound.
He didn't think that it was fair for his boss to ask him to stay late, but he finished the project, mutter-fucking his boss the entire time.
by uglydreamer December 23, 2017
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Mattrossman

When your friend comes over and falls asleep sitting up on your couch and snores like a whore in church.
He came over and just did a whole mattrossman .
by Hot cherry pie37 October 17, 2018
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Mustraful

A word to define how amazing something or someone looks
We about to have our hair looking mustraful
by Handlet February 16, 2019
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