mushroom farm

The workplace. The place where they keep you in the dark all the time and feed you shit constantly.

I woke up one day and realized that I work in a goddam mushroom farm.

by another guy named steve June 23, 2012

mushroom stab

To fuck someone with the tip of your dick

I mushroom stabed jessica and she was begging for the rest of it!

by Wordman283 February 29, 2016

white mushroom

The act of blowing cocaine into a woman's anus, after which she fart's, creating the "white mushroom" cloud effect.

Bro, I was blowing coke into this whore's ass and she fucking white mushroomed everywhere! Fucking nasty..

by TheManJamesIV May 22, 2016

Southern Mushrooms

That sweet smell having sex with a redneck girl

Damn that bitch was like rolling in southern mushrooms.

by Kat Fitch April 13, 2022

High Mushroom

The action of hitting the tip of one penis with the tip of another penis.

Like a high five with dicks.
This often triggered by glory hole confusion/misuse.

I tried to use the glory hole, but ended up high mushrooming another dude.

by Johnny Dickfingers August 23, 2016

nuclear mushroom

A penis that is of average to shorter length but has a HUGH head thus resembling a mushroom.

"It wasn't long but that nuclear mushroom popping in and out of my pussy gave me an explosive orgasm"

by firefyghter3 February 24, 2009

touching mushrooms

When two men are having sex and at the point of climax put the penisses together and ejaculate into each other's urethra's

Hey jack want to try something new in bed? Yeah what about touching mushrooms?

by Jigglydick September 13, 2019