murphy brown

after anal sex, you remove your penis and wipe it in her armpit

Last night Paul gave Natalie a messy Murphy Brown

by Nat F November 10, 2008

Connor Murphy

This is the name if the most amazing human on the planet! He has brown hair, blue eyes, and the most amazing smile ever. He never fails to make me smile and laugh. I miss him and love him with all my heart.

Connor Murphy, I you ever see this, I hope you will come back into my life some day.

by you probably know who this is September 20, 2020

Murphing

A necrophilic betting game in which one participant performs oral sex on the corpse of a recently deceased pregnant woman placed on her back while another jumps from an elevated surface onto the woman's stomach. The participant who is performing oral sex then consumes whatever substance is expelled from the vagina. The participants switch positions (one jump per turn) until one quits or fails to consume the expelled substance, in which case they lose and the winner takes the pot of money agreed upon before the start of the game.

James and Matt went murphing. James puked on the second round so Matt won $5000.

by En_are June 25, 2008

murph

When a person is taking a hit off of a marijuana piece and they blow the weed out of the bowl by either; laughing or coughing.

"Dude, I can't beleive you murphed the green hit."

"Ya, you can have a hit, but it's dank don't murph it."

by Harry-J54 May 11, 2009

Murphin

Bullshittin your friends

Man I thought me an Zach were gonna hang out but he's murphin

by American Racist July 25, 2006

Murph Dock

When specifically Murph engages in the act of docking with another man.

dude: we both gotta be flaccid for this Murph dock to work.

Murph: well you better put on a wig, because as long as you look like a man, this boner isn't going anywhere.

by 2Weeks September 8, 2011

Murphed

Getting fucked up the ass in a bush or getting shit on.

Whoa! She just got murphed!

by Rockaway Boys January 2, 2011