A usual murphing consists of repeated insertions of small deceased animals. (e.g. small rabbits, and dogs) and subsequent birthing into the hands of the 'doctor'.
In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.
In more recent years a murph-machine is required to cylindricate larger animals. Devout followers of traditional murphing have started an online movement to ban use of such machines.
"Dude, I was murphing the fuck out of Mary last night. The only way it would have better is if I had a murph-machine. I had to throw away a perfectly good rabbit... what else am I gonna use THAT for."
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