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Michochondrianotisitis

A disease where one finds sexual excitement by rolling around in a pile of debree, usually containing shards of glass, salt, and lemons. The seering pain sends them into an altered state of consciousness and brings about explosive bouts of joy and sexual relief.
Richie suffered from severe Michochondrianotisitis, until he added bee pheremone to his pile and was slowly consumed by a swarm or ravenous half-a-bees.
by Tyson Fudge April 19, 2005
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MACHO

by scott Kwon September 4, 2003
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machoda

gay ass fat ass weak ass pussy ass fuck who like mens big penis's in his really loose ass hole ( and he farts like a fag) and drives some big gay ass truck that sounds like when you have diharreah, and makes up bullshit lies and get criticized for it.
Camron is such a machoda
by blumpkin January 9, 2005
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machos

a very moody and bitchy teacher, who doesn't like stick figures or gloves...
machos: why don't you stop being so stupid?
student: why don't you stop being a bitchy machos?
by i wonder who January 5, 2005
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Micho

A fat ass bitch who has sweaty back syndrome and and looks like a fucking meatball
fuck you micho
by Braden Porter September 21, 2019
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Macho

Macho, An adjective.

An exaggerated masculine attribute, or expression, or characteristic, or trait of a masculine Man. the attribute is natural, and has always existed, but only came into our culture and language on mass, as the result of body building, and our media in the 70's and 80's. The new interest in body building had produced a new form of masculinity, that had become very popular in porn and film.

Most macho attributes are positive, as they are natural to masculine men, even if not visible on the outside.

These attributes are the naturally occurring attributes of masculinity that are exaggerated, and are sometimes put on to attract a women; similar to how some women put on or play up their femininity to attract a man: but sometimes they occur naturally; acting tough, getting into fights, lifting stuff, ect.

The feminine equal to this does not have it's own adjective, and is simply called *femininity(?) but is the same in outward expression, and is the exaggerated traits and attributes of femininity, some times put on to attract a man, but sometimes expressed naturally; acting helpless, dumb, sexually aroused, ect.(better examples required) *May not be accurate.

Both the Macho traits and the feminine equal, are typically superficial, sometimes expressed simply do to the physical structure of the person;A heavily muscled man will have a macho walk, and a slim man wont have a macho walk.
A man can be masculine, but is not necessarily macho, because he lacks the physical form.
He walks around from building to building with his coffee cup, all macho!
He is a macho man.
DB didn't mean to look macho; because DB has big arm muscles, and walks that way naturally.

The macho man walked to the ring.
He was weak, but acted like a macho man, by trying to lift the car to make her notice him.
by Dysfunctional Bubble July 27, 2014
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macho man randy savage

-Professional wrestler famous for having his back side scorched on a plethora of occasions by Hulk Hogan.
-Was a two time WWF World Champion and 4 time WCW champion. Lost one WWF title to Hogan, and dropped to WCW title's to him.
-Often known as Hulk's whipping boy or bitch.
-Made a rap CD calling out Hogan, but in fact, is deathly afraid of the 24" pythons and lacks the testicular fortitude to actually follow through on challenge.
-Was a spokesman for Slim Jim Beef Jerky. Famous Slim Jim quote was, “snap into a Slim Jim.” The irony is that Hogan snapped into Savage like he was a Slim Jim.
-Was married to former manager, the late Miss Elizabeth.
"Whatcha gonna do, Macho Man Randy Savage, when the largest arms in the world and Hulkamania, runs wild on you!?"

Hulk Hogan
by Terry Bollea May 1, 2005
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