I am mother fucking Switzerland

Switzerland is a neutral country. So when your friends get in an argument and you don't want to take sides you yell "I am Switzerland. "

"Beth tell PJ he's wrong"
Beth "I am mother fucking Switzerland"

by Really? You have to ask? April 17, 2014

Noah's Mother

The simple but funny answer that one gives when they don't feel like or don't know the actual answer to a question

Person 1: Hey who was that you were just talking to on your phone?

Person 2: Noah's mother... maybe

Person 1: Shut the f*** up

by Noah's Mother September 15, 2016

mothercunter

A real fuckhead.
A harsh term of abuse.
Akin with being called a motherfucker, only with that little bit of extra 'pep'.

I hate that bloke; he's a real mothercunter.

by Sack Tony October 11, 2002

Your Mother Was a Hampster!

Most likely the world's most horrible burn or insult, and can only be countered with "Your Father Smelled of Elderberries!"

Hey Brady, "Your Mother Was a Hampster!"

by The Silent Assassin August 15, 2006

mother in law

the annoying "hang nail" that pisses you off and will not heal on the side your finger nail/cuticle.

OMG 2 days and this mother in law is driving me nuts!

by SexyTexan January 6, 2012

mother scratcher

Another alternative to the phrase "mother fucker". Useful in situations where swearing is frowned upon.

That dirty mother scratcher...
Then I kicked the mother scratcher.
I am going to make that mother scratching bolt fit.

by irishpete5 October 13, 2004

Good Mother

A good mother is a mother (either blood or not) that will be there for their kids no matter what or how old. Gives up the expensive life style to spend on their child. Gives up the 2am partying for the 2am feedings. Who is there to provide not only financial support but emotional support. Who goes for a day without a shower. Who goes for days without 'doing' their hair. A good mother isn't defined by what everyone sees, a good mother is defined by how her child is raised and grows up

good mother

by NHLer2968 February 19, 2012