cha'mone

Means to stir a beverage with your male member. Normally one alcoholic with ice.

Man: Do you want ice with that?
Woman: Yes Please!
Man: And stirred? Cha'mone! Damn that ice is cold!

Man: Cha'mone!
Woman: You stirring that with your knob again?

by HP Saucy April 15, 2008

mone

A shorter word for mobile phone

Don't forget to take your mone

by Andrius M. March 13, 2008

moaner

One who aroused when thinking of their mother. A combo of the words mother and boaner. Can usually be brought on even after the arousal by just mention the name of ones mother.

When getting aroused his girlfriend said his mothers name sending the thoughts he had out of his head and straight to his mother, thus creating a moaner.

by Robert18 December 15, 2008

monet

A monet is a person who looks great from across the room and like a "monet" painting up close.....:o)

Damn Christine did ya see that guy at the club?

Yeah he was a real monet...bleah

by christineflutter January 7, 2003

Moner

When men wake up in the morning with a boner.

Hey guys just woke up and have a moner.

by Lord Jon Snow August 2, 2020

Des Moines Surprise

word Kansas Hard Lemonade

It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.

by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003

Moinet

A Moinet is the hair commonly found around the bum hole.

You really need to shave your Moinets, man.

by TheDarby July 21, 2009