moffed it

when you've had to many drugs and to much alcohol

oh my god that is'nt my boyfriend DAZ he's proper moffed it

by marie August 22, 2003

mooey moustache

A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.

The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.

by krisMedicine April 20, 2010

Mooger Fooger

a chocolate filled potato.

I ate a Mooger Fooger.

by Stevetaco62 April 26, 2011

moof

refering to your or someone elses cock and balls.

"go suck a moof"

by timalory November 16, 2006

moof

To jizz or orgasm over any game.

Also a character on Burning Blade on WOW. (night elf hunter)

OMG did you see that knife throw kill ! - moof!

I just moofed over that 26k crit

by felly t April 12, 2010

moof

The way to say "moth" in a baby voice.

oh my goodnesh, look at all the moofs ^_^

by crisscrossapplesauce August 4, 2008

MOOF

Acronym for mother odin oughta fuck

"Woah! check out that MOOF!"

by 300 grenades February 26, 2008