monicitis

a "disease" made up by a scene fagot who got pretty jealous hen he/she was denied sex to a girl named monica. their only way of getting back at her for not fooling around with them was to make up a ridiculously stupid thing up about her on urban dictionary.

hey i'm a gay scene kid who wants to make fun of someone 8737548x's cooler than me... we'll call it monicitis ;)

by yousuckassssssssssssssforever January 19, 2010

monica

its a fucking woman's name

i met someone named monica

by FlashlightMemelord October 22, 2018

monica barajas

Monica is that type of girl that you will fall in love with, and be head over heels for. She is funny, gorgeous, beautiful, amazing, and she is very trustworthy. You can tell her anything. She loves to laugh and hang with friends. She is very energetic.

Monica Barajas is a smart, nice, loving, and is very pretty girl.

by MinnieMouse1300 January 2, 2014

MONICA LEWINSKI

a skating move where one falls forward onto the ice landing perfectly on both knees, ejaculating loudly "Oh Fuck!" A single axis Monica Lewinsky means landing only on one knee with bonus points for wherever the other leg or ankle may end up.

A pair of Monica Lewinskis refers to a good sensible part of hard shelled knee pads worn while skating.

I performed a spectacular Monica Lewinski on the Ottawa Canal. Now I will go cry in a snowbank.

by StinkyPuss March 4, 2019

Monica

A girl who finishes a job she was hired to do.

If a kid gets straight A’s, his parents would say “Yeah, he pulled a Monica!”

A fireman saves a baby and they say “Yeah, he pulled a Monica.”

Someone hits a home run and the announcer says “That ones outta here” cause somethings don't change.

by Miooooii August 15, 2019

The Monica

When you are punched in the junk like a donkey named Monica does to people in St.Thomas.

She gave that mean girl The Monica and now's she's crying to mommy.

by KingJames79 May 23, 2018

Monchichi Demon

a short person who isnt short enough to be a dwarf of midget and is puportioned like a normal human being rather than short arms and legs with a big head, looks exactly normal except hella small (usually 5ft or so)

girl 1: ah! i hate midgets!!
girl 2: dude that not a midget thats a monchichi demon

by poprock November 19, 2009