Momtaj

She seems cold on the outside- maybe a b*tch but underneath the stare is a anime loving artist who loves food.

Momtaj is really shy around people who can change the way people see her but doesnt really give a dam about them.

She is an animal lover but can stand to be around some things like big dogs.

At some point may have done martial arts and a competitive sport.

"Hey how do pronouce Momatj?"
"Oh its Mom-Tarj or Mom-taz!"

Momtaj - Noun - She is a really loyal friend who will stay around and give advice

by Tori Miku June 26, 2018

Chrismas Moustache

Similar to the "frosted moustache" . While receiving your christmas morning bj, pull out and shoot your load on her upper lip.

I don't know if she enjoyed her present as much as I did, I gave her a "Chrismas Moustache"

by dlg67 July 26, 2009

MILF moustache

A hot mom's cum around your lips after licking her pussy.

I could still taste that hot soccer mom on my MILF moustache after I went down on her.

Dude, go brush your teeth and use some mouth wash because you got a MILF moustache going on!

by Dr. Shagwell August 11, 2017

zaza monsta

when u is off that zaza all day everyday

damn that guy smoked 5 ounces in a week!! he a zaza monsta!!!

by zaza247 May 5, 2022

Hot Morning Moustache

The action taken where one person takes a crap upon waking, and places the feces on the upper lip of a sleeping person. Best performed while the poop is HOT. Similar to a Dirty Sanchez

I gave Joe a Hot Morning Moustache

by Damien July 18, 2003

MONSTA COCK

a really, large, oversized penis. also can be made with txt or fps chat using aLOT of ='s

hey dude, whipp out that monsta cock

sure baby
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HaXoR : DUDE!!! CHECK OUTS MAH MONSTA COCK!!!
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(or)
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Ctommn : dude, ur a gay hacker with no life, no friends, and no soul, go uninstall your pathetic life and GTFO this game room, failnoob!.
HaXoR : :\ FFUUU!!!! WWWAAHHHH!!!!!!11111

HaXoR has left the game room.

by suprdude8=+D March 28, 2009

Momster

n. a social networking site for moms of teens and tweens powered by Family Circle magazine

Instead of joining facebook, I'm going to join Momster to connect with other moms like me.

by momstermanda January 7, 2010