Modern Loneliness

Modern Loneliness,

We're never alone but always depressed, love my friends to death but I never call and I never text

I'm having a bad case of Modern Loneliness

by Queen of hearts ♡♡ May 22, 2020

Rocko's Modern Life

The best cartoon evar on Nickelodeon.

Rocko's modern life pwned.

by qwerewq March 18, 2004

Modern Whorefare

The act of having sex with a girl while playing Call of Duty. (or Vice-Versa)

Yo Drizzy, my girl came over and we played Modern Whorefare together. It was amazing!

by DrizzyH-Baby August 11, 2010

modern jackass

a person that talks expertly about something he/she actually knows nothing about

(Defined by the NPR show This American Life)

Usually occurs in a conversation when you know a little about a subject and when asked to expand upon it, you extrapolate completely unrelated nonsense.

"What are trans fatty acids?"
"Fats that have an extra hydrogen atom on it"
"What is that bad for you?"
insert modern jackass line

by Rian D Fowler September 3, 2005

Moderation

An imaginary place that exist where ever you drink.

I always drink in moderation and wake up the next morning feeling like shit.

by liquidcocain November 11, 2009

Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2

Nonexistent video game which people keep mistaking for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Sheer stupidity when you look at it, because why would anyone call MW2 Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2? That's what I call double-numbering a sequel, which is stupid.

Henry: Hey Marcus, I'm getting Call of Duty 6 Modern Warfare 2.

Marcus: Oh my goodness, the next person to say COD6:MW2 is getting punched in the face.

by Frostbite249 October 29, 2009

madder do ee, madder do ee fuk

cornish expression to state the unimportance of a situation or thing
litteral translation,
does it matter, no it fucking doesn't

ear denzil i've lost that pair o socks you lent eylas thursdee"
"matter do ee",
"matter do ee fuk"

by Dan February 17, 2004