mockable

1. Worthy of being mocked.

2. Particularly easy to mock.

Britney Spears' taste in men is definitely mockable.

The special effects in Power Rangers are some of the most mockable I've ever seen.

by drogulus February 3, 2007

Mochaholic

someone addicted or developing an addiction to mocha or mocha-based drinks.

All of these trips to Starbucks in the past month has turned me into a Mochaholic!

by PlatinumCamel July 9, 2009

Mockologist

A person who constantly mocks others, including friends.

Mockologist purpetrates evil, cutting words that hurt your soul.

by justshill November 13, 2009

Mocha K

Mocha K Is A Upcoming Singer from H-Town She was rapping since high school 10th grade, her first newest single from 2k11 is ''The One''

Mocha K songs are HOT!!

by Family Membaah' Of MochaKaay July 25, 2011

Mocker Gods

Also known as the Mockers these are ethereal beings who ensure that those who proudly boast will come un-done. Most often used in a sporting context i.e. if a fan proudly or arrogantly proclaims that their team will win then the Mockers take notice and ensure a loss for their team.

This may lead to appeasement of the Mocker Gods where fans will feign humility even going so far as to claim underdog status in an attempt not to anger the Mocker Gods.

Another strategy often employed is to try and fool the Mocker Gods, this is done by actively espousing the virtues and obvious superiority of the team not supported by the fan. This strategy however is fraught with difficulty as the Mockers are not easily fooled, and their ire will be quickly roused.

Appeasement: "This game is going to be a real struggle; there are even matchups all over the field it is not going to be the blow out that some expect." – Context: one team heavily favored over the other the supporter of the favored team does not wish to raise the ire of the Mocker Gods by espousing their true feelings.

Fool: "Surely Team X must now be considered favorites to win the Cup" – Context: in a tight contest, somebody may loudly proclaim this in the hope of stirring the Mocker Gods into action against the mentioned team.

by Brabus02 September 25, 2011

Mochasexual

A dark chocolate night rider, usually a male or female of the Caucasian persuasion.

Me (Random Black Guy): I'm about to go shopping, I'm going to do a complete overhaul, all my clothes need to be tighter.
Him (Random Gay White Friend): This realization you're having is the first step down the slippery slope to homosexuality.
Me (Probably Named Tyrone): On the contrary. The tight clothing will make my dark chocolate complexion less intimidating to white women who haven't begun to explore their jungle fever yet. I can be a gateway black guy.
Him (Future Harvard Alumnus): You mean Mochasexuals.
Me (Milk Man Supreme): Yes, all of them.

by ProbablyTyrone April 23, 2013

Mockerised

To mockerise somone, also known as 'Mocka to the Chocca', is to dominate and humiliate such persons in a game of the players choice, causing you to tear up the massive ground with your genitalia.

One must state dominance by saying "Get mockerised!" "mocha to the chocca bruv!" "Mate i just mockerised you!" or lastly in extreme cases "mocked up!"

Seth: "Hey Kieth get mockerised!" as Seth thrusts the ball through Kieth's legs leaving him humiliated, broken boned and submerged in feces.

by Jolpak December 31, 2013