Mister Peckawood

Man with 103 inch dick.

I was walking down the street when i stepped on something; it was mister peckawood.

by TGL February 13, 2010

misering & mangling

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means

Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Misfire

Luigi’s side special has a small chance of an uncharged attack acting fully charged, likely leading to a kill confirm.

Opponent: You’re not getting this one.
You: All I gotta do is misfire.

by Genevis April 21, 2020

penis miser

n.-someone who is overly protective of their penis
too a point where they stop wearing pants so as to
"let their penis have some air"

verb.-to horde over something in relation to your penis

n.-damn penis miser its not like theirs anything there
to be proud of!

verb.-stop penis misering that box of condoms! I have a date
tonight and god knows that since the operation
you are'nt getting any.

by John D. Dorian January 9, 2008

musical misfortune

When you have a song stuck in your head for at least 10 minutes, and right before you get the chance to listen to the song, it finally becomes un-stuck.

john is very annoyed by the 80s song "take on me" that is stuck in his head, so he rushes home, runs up the stairs, opens his laptop, only to realize the song is not stuck in his head anymore.

musical misfortune

by jake12334455433 May 26, 2009

PBR misfire

When your PBR is so cold it's partially frozen, you open it and the beer sprays everywhere.

Man, I was ice fishing and had a PBR misfire, there was beer all over the shack.

I left the beer in the cold car overnight and when I went to crack one open I had a PBR misfire

by huckmewild December 6, 2013

Wild West Mister

The act of fingering a girl by first making your hand into a gun shape, then placing your hand by your crotch, and then inserting your fingers into the girl with a pelvic thrust.

Bro: Hey Man, have you had sex with your new girl yet?

Man: Well, sort of.

Bro: What do you mean?

Man, Well, i got her off using the Wild West Mister.

by Smiz Tang December 1, 2009