when your name is Max Emilian Verstappen and you outdrive a 7 time champ to the title because you're simply that good
by kasperisafraud January 18, 2022
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Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.
I merched. Now I have AIDS.
Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.
I merched. Now I have AIDS.
by BTYS February 4, 2010
Get the Merch mug.when you get hit in the groin by your friend when you're not expecting it. It's the worst pain you could feel in your life.
friend 1: dude I just my got my drivers licence two days ago. This is awesome! friend 2: MEATCHECK! *strikes friend in the groin*
by Da Lazy Gamer July 15, 2009
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1. Short for merchandise
2. Synonym for a dude's junk
3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
1. Short for merchandise
2. Synonym for a dude's junk
3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
by FinnaSmash55 October 15, 2017
Get the Merch mug.A rare breed of a character that raises other human beings buzz levels by a minimum of 6 notches within a 20 metre radius. Also, has the ability to talk about Public Enemy for a solid 37 minutes without breathing but may produce over enthusiastic hand movements/gestures whilst doing so that do have the capacity to offend the weak willed amongst us. Highly likely to pass out in a nightclub around the 2am mark due to consuming too many ales.
A typical quote from a Hype Merchant would be along the following lines...'My buzz levels were off the richter in the warm up, unbelievable scenes...'
by Nottsborough FC January 7, 2013
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by Miss Potato Head September 12, 2010
Get the Watch the Merchandise mug.A catalog retailer well known for its unique ordering process.
When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.
Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.
The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
When you walked in you were given a slip of paper for which you would write down the catalog number for the item you wanted to purchase. When you were done walking around and writing down the numbers of what you wanted to buy and were ready to checkout you gave the cashier the slip, which would go back to the stock room and shortly afterward, your items were rolled out on a conveyor belt from the back. Service Merchandise also had a variety of self-serve products.
Service Merchandise was well known for its jewelery and electronics.
The chain went bankrupt in 2002. After re-emerging as an online retailer for a brief time, the name disappeared again in 2007.
by Jon Revelle April 3, 2008
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