Merms

mean old bitchy teacher

Merms is a biotch

by KPA STUDENT December 28, 2008

Mermosa

A Mermosa is a mixed drink including champaigne (preferably cooks cheap champaigne), and orange juice.

"What are you drinking?"
"A Mermosa"

by LittLExONex July 19, 2004

mermacolion

1. A mythical creature described as half ant, half lion, with reversed genitalia.

2. Similar to a distress call. If separated from your friends one night when out wreaking havoc, yell Mermacolion. Your lost comrades should respond with the same thus enabling you to find your way back, Marco Polo style. It is not unusual to draw out the ending of the word either.

"Guys, I gotta go take a leak"
ten mins later...
"Uh, guys? Crap. MERMACOLION!!"

by CaileyMao January 2, 2008

Mermaidism

Mur-meyd-iz-uh m

The action to live, and act like a mermaid.
The person has an affinity with mermaids.

She just brushed her hair with a fork, this is mermaidism!

by Catherine Roberge September 17, 2014

mermaid

(n) a lady who enjoys frolicking in the ocean, or any water body, in the form of swimming, snorkelling and diving. Typically wears her long hair braided with seaweed tangled in it. Other characteristics include sandy and salty ears, surf nose and a full smile due to immersing herself in the wonders of the ocean floor.

1: "That girl always goes to the beach but I never see her on the surf."
2: "That is because she is a mermaid"

by noodie September 11, 2015

Mermaid

A female with a really smelly pussy.

Fish-like scent

Nah dude, I wouldn’t go down on her she was a mermaid

by יהושוע May 15, 2019

Creepy Mermaid

When you wrap your partner's legs in a sheet or blanket then either defecate, urinate, or ejaculate on their face at which point they creep around like a mermaid out of water looking for something to wash their face.

Hey Kim are you going out with your boyfriend tonight.

No, he gave me a creepy mermaid last night so we are seeing other people now.

by cat.piss100 April 18, 2010