Definitions by noodie

mermaid 

(n) a lady who enjoys frolicking in the ocean, or any water body, in the form of swimming, snorkelling and diving. Typically wears her long hair braided with seaweed tangled in it. Other characteristics include sandy and salty ears, surf nose and a full smile due to immersing herself in the wonders of the ocean floor.

1: "That girl always goes to the beach but I never see her on the surf."
2: "That is because she is a mermaid"

mermaid by noodie September 11, 2015

Beautiful Woman

Women with tight bodies... and loose morals.

Bob, "did you see that beautiful woman Suzy"
Kevin, "only from behind"

Beautiful Woman by Noodie May 24, 2008