Mason

Best person you could possibly know. He's insane to hang around and always has ways of cheering you up. Best person to have a bromance with.

Mason is insane! He snorted fun dip the other day!

by SnowUltran May 26, 2016

Masochrist

Like a masochist, but instead of just inflicting pain, they would prefer Stigmata.

You see the scars on Jane's hands?

Yeah, she's a masochrist.

by BustaHemo January 10, 2008

Mason

The biggest douche bag in the world and will kick your ass like Chuck Norris

Mason is the biggest douche bag ever

by Forbidden_ May 20, 2017

Mason

An astronomical unit of mass. Units are so massive, that most, if not all things are measured in Micro Masons (MMason).

VY Canis Majoris, the largest known star has a mass of 0.5 Mason.

Betelgeuse, on the other hand, has a mass of 0.1 Mason

by Barbecued Ribs April 15, 2010

phil mbakogu

the greastest football player hayward has ever seen. half man half gurrilla

that nigga Phil Mbakogu will murk yo ass nigga

by thirst February 5, 2004

pull a mason

to create an easier task at work in order to avoid doing a more difficult task only to be unable to complete the easier task without delegating it to someone more competent. the word originates as a tribute to Mike Mason, an "engineer" who spends more time reading the Final Fantasy forums and playing Quake than he does writing code, but is prone to taking serious offense when his work ethic is questioned.

fuck cheap pitcher night last night, dude. I'm so hung over that I think I'm going to just pull a mason today...

by D.H. Lawrence June 26, 2009

Mason-Dixon Line

A latitude line in the United States which divides Idiots and Assholes

Goddamnit Johnathan! How can I get away from all these Assholes? Easy Thomas' ... Simply drive your beamer across the Mason-Dixon Line till you start running into Idiots!

by StuPedasso May 10, 2012