Bate Mate

A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.

"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"

"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."

"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."

"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"

by The Smifter March 25, 2012

Online Mating

Exclusively engaging in sexual acts within the online dating community.

Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"

by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013

table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.

Hey pal, who is your table mate today?

by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019

Your mate

Some tool/loser that orbits the group some how

*Stevie is being a flog*

you look at jim and say: "there's your mate stevie"

by Lekdog June 1, 2022

Hole Mate

A vagina's soul mate; having found the perfect penis.

I experience amazing sexual stimulation and epic orgasms now that I've found my hole mate.

by JNGT220 April 23, 2015

Brew Mate

Bunch of mid age Dads catching up, working out, watching the sun rise and maybe set, whilst downing a few frothies, getting low down and watching Brian’s!. Nomad on adventures, talking about TR’s.

Brew mates are bunch of average blokes, doing average things

by Nicco! April 5, 2023

Smother Mate

When a girl squeezes your head with her thighs while giving you a footjob

Ok Dinny full disclosure I think a smother mate is actually a chess thing but I just made this thinly disguised fetish up

by unholytrinity3 March 4, 2023