A European designed batch-rag. The bate mate is well-known for its superior performance and long-term reliability compared to the conventional tube sock.
"When I was overseas I couldn't believe that guys were still batching into a tube sock! Get a fuckin bate mate buddy!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
"No matter how many times I batch in between washes, my bate mate never gets dry and crusty."
"Joe said his bate mate is like a ShamWow for jizz, I might have to get one."
"Cum, ladyjuice, Santorum, the bate mate can handle it!"
by The Smifter February 11, 2012
The act of going to a company corporate event with a free bar getting really drunk and leaving the event to shag your mates wife.
by A mates wife August 08, 2019
"So i was just minding my buisness getting some chips at the shop and i run into one of my ol' mates!"
by C.T Tracy December 21, 2022
Brian- "yo I'm texting this girl I met online... I'm just trying to smash."
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
Ethan- "oh bro, you're not online dating.. You're online mating!"
by Ethan Kaplan December 10, 2013
Bunch of mid age Dads catching up, working out, watching the sun rise and maybe set, whilst downing a few frothies, getting low down and watching Brian’s!. Nomad on adventures, talking about TR’s.
by Nicco! April 05, 2023
by tHE hAZZLE November 13, 2017
A: Will ya be my Tea-Mate?
B: Bruh...
A: What?
B: You don't need to ask me dawg. I'll always be your Tea-Mate.
A: So, we gonna roar?
B: (leaves the room)
B: Bruh...
A: What?
B: You don't need to ask me dawg. I'll always be your Tea-Mate.
A: So, we gonna roar?
B: (leaves the room)
by Red-dono January 23, 2018