When someone inserts their finger into a person's rectum, then places the same finger in that person's mouth and "fish hooks" them.
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by dickdrizzle69 December 15, 2012
Get the 8 shot marathon mug.A Blaine and a Maritza have each others back 24'7 no matter wat the are the perfect match they both are kinda short they both are sexya Maritza is a person that loves to get in love with u and want ever part of your body to her self a Blaine is a very protective guy that will stop at nothing till he get wat he want he love and cares for a Maritza they are perfect for each other
Fred: did you see that movie last night of that guy and girl
Gred:yeah it was like a Blaine and Maritza
Gred:yeah it was like a Blaine and Maritza
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Get the blaine and maritza mug.The game company Bungie's first game.
Used in a red vs blue episode. Was also an awsome game.
But Church from red vs blue gets blasted back in time by a 10 megaton bomb, into the game marathon.
Used in a red vs blue episode. Was also an awsome game.
But Church from red vs blue gets blasted back in time by a 10 megaton bomb, into the game marathon.
computer-Ready to transport.
Church-Ok, lets do it...good bye...computer...you know what, you'd think i would of come up with a name for you in these thousand years.
Gary(computer)-Its Gary, but thanks for asking
Church-Ok, lets do it...good bye...computer...you know what, you'd think i would of come up with a name for you in these thousand years.
Gary(computer)-Its Gary, but thanks for asking
by Philip Miller April 23, 2005
Get the marathon mug.To "marathong" is the act of wearing a thong (g-string) over an elaborated period of time
A "Marathong" is generally undertaken by prostitutes/hoes, due to bad hygiene and/or the recession.
As the action is not one of glorification and is just plain nasty; to catch someone "marathonging" (for whatever reason)will result a somewhat tarnished reputation
A "Marathong" is generally undertaken by prostitutes/hoes, due to bad hygiene and/or the recession.
As the action is not one of glorification and is just plain nasty; to catch someone "marathonging" (for whatever reason)will result a somewhat tarnished reputation
A:"shirly jones is fi-iine, i'm thinking of inviting the bitch round for a lil sum-sum"
B: "Ah hell no man, that bitch was on a marathong when she slept with half the neighborhood, she wore the same leopard print thong for four days"
A: "That shit is nasty"
B: "Word"
B: "Ah hell no man, that bitch was on a marathong when she slept with half the neighborhood, she wore the same leopard print thong for four days"
A: "That shit is nasty"
B: "Word"
by obamafan1234456 March 25, 2009
Get the Marathong mug.This is basically the concept of running a marathon with your penis. This can either be done solo (lubricant advised) or with a partner. The idea is to gain enough endurance and strength so that you can go a long way in such a small environment.
First we must define what a "marathon" is; a marathon is the longest considered running competition where competitors run 42195 meters. With our penis, this will feel like an eternity. Here we define the formula to find out how many strokes are needed for a complete marathon run. We assume there is no friction and the receiving party is eligible to take in the whole mass and length of the penis.
Strokes needed = 42195000/(penis length(cm)*2)
For example, a penis with a length of 15 cm, will need to stroke (in and out, or for single player experience up and down) for 140650. Since strokes are integers, if your solution is a non-integer number, round up.
Researches are developing in the area of sportive sex acts more and more.
First we must define what a "marathon" is; a marathon is the longest considered running competition where competitors run 42195 meters. With our penis, this will feel like an eternity. Here we define the formula to find out how many strokes are needed for a complete marathon run. We assume there is no friction and the receiving party is eligible to take in the whole mass and length of the penis.
Strokes needed = 42195000/(penis length(cm)*2)
For example, a penis with a length of 15 cm, will need to stroke (in and out, or for single player experience up and down) for 140650. Since strokes are integers, if your solution is a non-integer number, round up.
Researches are developing in the area of sportive sex acts more and more.
A: Hey girl! You look tired? Didn't you sleep last night?
B: Almost no sleep. C insisted to try for marathoning again.
A: Damn girl! Did he at least finish the run?
B: He achieved a 67% finishing rate this time.
A: I hope you make it to olympics this year.
B: Thank you.
B: Almost no sleep. C insisted to try for marathoning again.
A: Damn girl! Did he at least finish the run?
B: He achieved a 67% finishing rate this time.
A: I hope you make it to olympics this year.
B: Thank you.
by ohmmmmmmm November 9, 2017
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