by Irving Lambert May 30, 2008
by Rowdy_801 February 12, 2013
The same thing as beer pong, except you use water instead of beer. Perfect for when you are poor and can't buy any beer, just ran out of beer, or are a mormon and can't drink.
-Hey man, go to the fridge and get some more beer for beer pong.
(goes to fridge)
-Bro, we are OUT OF BEER.
- You did not just say "out of beer" to me.
- Sorry dude, guess we will have to play mormon pong.
(goes to fridge)
-Bro, we are OUT OF BEER.
- You did not just say "out of beer" to me.
- Sorry dude, guess we will have to play mormon pong.
by theryho May 13, 2011
by chris carpenter February 04, 2016
by Obama your Moma October 15, 2012
A very architecturally beautiful building both inside and out, built using faithful mormon's money. The atmosphere is similar to a library's. The temple is considered the holiest place on earth for mormons, and as God's house on earth. It is here that they perform "the ordinances of salvation" for both the dead and the living. The ordinances performed are the following:
1. Baptisms for the dead
2. Ordaining to the priesthood for men who died without receiving it
3. Confirmations for the dead, where a proxy is "confirmed" a member of the mormon church, and given the gift of the holy ghost
4. Washing and anointings for both the living and the dead
5. The endowment for both the living and the dead. Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason.
6. Sealings (aka Eternal Marriage) for both the dead and the living
7. The second anointing. Most mormons don't even know about this ceremony, and as far as I know it's only performed at a certain few of the larger temples. It consists of two parts - one performed in the temple, and one performed by the married couple in their own home. They are sealed up unto heaven for their righteousness.
So, to sum everything up, temples are beautiful buildings, wherein strange symbolic rituals are performed to guarantee your salvation.
1. Baptisms for the dead
2. Ordaining to the priesthood for men who died without receiving it
3. Confirmations for the dead, where a proxy is "confirmed" a member of the mormon church, and given the gift of the holy ghost
4. Washing and anointings for both the living and the dead
5. The endowment for both the living and the dead. Basically a "christianized" version of masonic ceremonies, modified by mormonism's founder Joseph Smith, who himself was a free mason.
6. Sealings (aka Eternal Marriage) for both the dead and the living
7. The second anointing. Most mormons don't even know about this ceremony, and as far as I know it's only performed at a certain few of the larger temples. It consists of two parts - one performed in the temple, and one performed by the married couple in their own home. They are sealed up unto heaven for their righteousness.
So, to sum everything up, temples are beautiful buildings, wherein strange symbolic rituals are performed to guarantee your salvation.
by The light bringer December 11, 2010
A member of the legally blonde cast. Constantly yelled at by techs and forget his shoes on many occasions. He also believes in the lemur apocalypse
by L1l k February 28, 2020