Mister

Somebody that you have tried to get out of your life, usually a male, but you can't because you know they need you almost as much as you need them.

Person: So what's going on with mister?

Me: Trying to delete him out of my life. Not working.

by unluckyness November 22, 2010

Mister Horse

Mister Horse is a charactor on the Ren & Stimpy show that would undergo stressful or painful conditions during the show. When he was asked about his experience or ordeal he would always say - "hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it".

Reporter: What was it like being in the burning building Mister Horse?

hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it!

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 2, 2010

Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

by Bugzapper March 2, 2014

misterbugsgf

shes honestly one of my favourite mutuals in the whole world. HER HAIR IS AMAZING OMFG and her personality is great :)) maybe she made one or two mistakes, but we all do, and forgive and forget is a thing. bre is amazing and honestly readd to cheer up anyones day. Her lives are the best and she makes the most relateable content <3 TBH WHEN IM UPSET I REWATCH HER VIDEOS AND LIVES (thats why i love bre). ALL I WANNA SAY IS BRE IS NOT PROBLEMATIC. SHES AMAZING<

-miraculouslyunnati<3

1. hey are you okay?
2. No im upset

3. Then watch misterbugsgf 's lives youll feel better :)

by miraculouslyunnati<33 June 3, 2022

MisterBig

n. a distinguished, respected member of a posse. the smart, funny one in the pack.

I wish I was a MisterBig.

- Jables

by neiti March 9, 2005

Mesterism

The art of being a proper bloke.

The opposite of Feminism.

"here, John, show some Mesterism, get yourself down the pub!"

by Adam Carnell April 19, 2004

mister crusty

the termed given to any towel or cloth used to clean up after intercourse

here, use this as a mister crusty.

by fstwrtr December 11, 2006