D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

D-crunch going to add Finnies and Fais? But don’t blame me lol

by syafinaz? October 17, 2023

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

Lol somehow you need to take day of from your work because my mum told me to go to their workplace and visit her. Stupid.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

Me, myself and I

This sentence would've been said only if you like to do blowjobs to yourself, measure your dick every week.

"Me, myself and I"

by MehdiLovesHisOwnDick January 22, 2022

Me, Myself and I

A term that people that only care about themselves love to use.

Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.

by PhoenixGamer34 April 21, 2022

good for you you look happy and heathy not me if you ever cared to ask

good for you olivia rodrigo lyrics main thing

Olivia- GOOD FOR YOU YOU LOOK HAPPY AND HEATHY NOT ME IF YOU EVER CARED TO ASK :)

by A v e r y °-° June 21, 2021

And God wept with me

As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.

Iam "I wept and God wept with me "

Hym "True story."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2022

and then he poked me in the eye

A song sung to the music from Bomberman level 3. Relating to the thrusting of ones finger into the victims eyeball. The 'he' can also be changed for 'she', but 'he' sounds better.

*Get's poked in the eye*
...and then he poked me in the eye

by EC February 5, 2005