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sementitious material

Material resembling male ejaculate (i.e. semen). Not to be confused with cementitious material.
CORRECT: I left some sementitious material in your mom's birth canal last night.

INCORRECT: I can't tell if that is drywall or plaster so let's just call it sementitious material.
by the dawgie July 6, 2010
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Milk Masher

When two men whip their cocks at eachother in an attempt to smash their meat together.
Mike tried to do a Milk Masher on Dylan but it was September, and so Dylan turned him down.

The two men at the cock fights tried to do a Milk Masher to make a super chicken but they ended up making the roosters twitch in pain.
by Sister Chuck October 31, 2011
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Frat Material

Any type of fabric silk, cashmere, etc that automatically attracts a hoard of bitches.
After wearing a tommy bahama shirt made out of some fresh frat material, John was surrounded by more bitches than he could count.
by PMPmstr April 20, 2015
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Popcorn Material

When there is drama involving a person or people you know so laughable, you gain genuine entertainment from watching it play out. It's almost movie-level drama, hence eating the popcorn.
"Yo, did you hear Stacy and Kevin started hooking up? That's gonna end horribly."
"Yeah I know, but it's actually hilarious. I think this is gonna end up as total popcorn material."
by raventhor January 25, 2016
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Mundelein Masher

When a guy puts calamari rings on his thing and proceeds in moist coitus with his lady friend.
Yeah, Tyrone gave me the Mundelein Masher last night and I was all about it!
by moremonstermash June 3, 2016
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orgasm material

when a piece of apparel is so fucking soft you just want to jack off to it
dayummmm i just got these new joggers and they are orgasm material for sure!
by squatfucker420 June 8, 2017
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Minivan Masher

A slur for aggressive or violent transgender individuals.
She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!
by ISM0K3W33D3RRYD4Y March 7, 2020
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