M.A.P

Most Annoying Person

Jackson is the M.A.P

by Aqua icy September 8, 2020

i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

Blueface baby: I put my dick in a bag of doritos!!!

Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Random person: i.p.m.d.i.a.b.o.d

by SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT_SKRT October 4, 2019

O.P.M

O.P.M: is a short way of saying other people's money. In reference to when you're a hustler you always make sure you have money so whatever you want in life to buy you make sure you have exactly that in your pocket so when you spend it you still got it so you collect people's money and get a bigger amount and serve them what they wanted and you end up with the rest all profet that's starting 15 cents until make a dollar... That's how real MF G'$ do it.💯💯

You. Time to get O.P.M yo dog how much did u want ???

Them . I need a hundo on that !!!

Me. I got you dog !!

by k187c January 30, 2021

M.N.P.

stands for must not procreate.

Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.

Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.

Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?

Bill: yeah.

Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.

by potterfreak82 March 4, 2011

M.A.P.

This is an acronym for the three greatest holes a girl has to offer. Her Mouth, her Ass, and her Pussy. Not necessairly in that order. It makes it a lot easier to simply refer to a MAP than to spell everything out for your buddies. See map

"On that road trip with your mom we broke down. But that was ok we just hung out and I used her M.A.P. for a while"

by SammySamFF1 May 17, 2007

P.M.S

Post Masturbatory Sadness - The feeling of immense guilt, self loathing, and sadness that conventiently follows a rigorous masturbation session.

Phil - "Why so down in the dumps Dan?"
Dan - "My parents are out of town so naturally I'm suffering from a little P.M.S."

by Larry Crowne August 31, 2013

S.M.O.P.

1. acronym for "smoke me out pussy". Usually used in text messaging or other type of text communications to encourage someone who always shys away from sharing their weed to share their abudance of weed by smoking you out.

2. Strategically utilizes the word "pussy" as the last word in the acronym in hopes that the person, "S.M.O.P." is being said to, will smoke you out just to prove they are not a pussy.

1. Yo dog my check aint gonna clear for a another 2 days and i know you got plently of kush on deck, you think you can S.M.O.P.?

2. Everytime we kick it man we always smoke up my stash, next time we kick it you better S.M.O.P.!

by chunkerz November 30, 2010