Fuzzy Lumpkin

A term of endearment for a very cute person

How's it goin fuzzy lumpkin?

by DCdmd December 29, 2008

lumpuckeroo

an unidentified disease you get from kissing.

You better watch out kissing that boy. You'll get the lumpuckeroo.

by eurlgurl January 17, 2008

kiddie lump

A kiddie lump is a tuft of hair on a mans head. It usually occurs when a man has had long hair previously and decided to cut it really short. And the front is then gelled upwards approximately 1 inch in height.

Hey Pat, I prefer your ski jump to your kiddie lump!

by goobaliscious definition January 14, 2010

crouch lump

The lump of protrusion that a man gets whenever he wears swim suits or basketball shorts. The lump is caused by the person's penis and can become quite an embarrassment/irritant for people who are self-conscious.

Man 1: Dude I have a major crouch lump right now
Man 2: Don't worry, nobody cares
Man 1: But dude it's so bulgy.

by HurpDerpHerpDurp July 26, 2010

fat lump

Fat lump is an example of a human beings compliment to one another (noun)

1.You mouldy fat lump
It could also be used to describe something

2.It looks very fat and lumpy, almost a fat lump

Freya "Nobody can steal my fat lump away from me"
Emily "yeh I can"
Cara "you're such a fat lump emily."

by Frazzlepopjuniorrr December 10, 2016

pump a plump lump

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister

i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

counter clockwise umpa lumpa

when a 3ft tall migit stands benith you with your legs spred while she nibbles on your sphincter star, and grasping your scrotum and rotates it counter clockwise.

dam Bridget Powerz sucked the shit out of my sphincter last nigh shit just hasent been the same since then literaly.i got the counter clockwise umpa lumpa

by gangstagrillz1 March 26, 2010