Langleped

Langleped is a male predator with certain tendencies to think about small children, this is a rare species that is likely to be found in multicultural areas.i.e cliftonville or venezuala. It is said that if you cross these twisted individuals that you should put your head down and walk in the opposite direction to the mincing fiend.

Some times I wish these little langlepeds would be locked up for good.

by JedJno1 December 6, 2011

Longkeye

Slang for how much time it takes to roll a joint eg.5 minutes
Can be used in day to day terminology

"Hey homie, I'll be back in a longkeye"
"Hey bro I asked you to call that customer back a longkeye ago"
"Im just taking bruiser out for a longkeye bro"

by Housodave February 23, 2014

longuehaye

A bulging vein in your forehead which appears when you get excessively angry.

"Did you see the Longuehaye on David when his team lost?"

by Vussar November 9, 2015

Longnecked

Covering yourself in peanut butter with the intention of having it sensually licked off by a giraffe.

Not phased by his mom's rejection of his unique kink, J-Whiz snuck into the New York Zoo late one night to get longnecked.

by ODBttu July 28, 2016

Linglenn

When a Glenn or Mike wander around aimlessly, and mooch booze & pot in all settings

Damn did you catch Micah Linglennin the other day!?

by Lil tittes February 27, 2017

lonley man

A Lonley man is a sad pathetic male who desperately needs to get laid and has been without a lover for a very long time, possibly forever. He is someone who is not to be trusted. He hasn't had any attention and pussy in so long he may strike in anger. Lonley men are know for being extremely boring , fugly, and suck in bed. He usually masturbates to get relief and thinks of You every time. Beware Lonley Men become Mental and begin to believe that masturbating is not make believe but, it is real to him and extremely creepy

The sad lonley man was addmited into an impatient Mental hospital and found someone just as fucked up as him and finally found ba suitable mate.

by TomCollins1 January 11, 2018

Longegg

An egg laid by a REALLY long chicken

Friend: Wow, that chicken is REALLY long.
Me: It takes a real long chicken to lay a real longegg

by Herbodoodle January 28, 2018