conklin the lobster

mrs artman

a mentally retarded sexual preditor who wears red all of the time to hide her real idenity... a bear

luke is such a queer conklin the lobster

by batmanhasaids August 14, 2008

Lobster Bibbin'

Ejaculating on someones chest while they're asleep, then sticking a fast food napkin to it.

I was totally Lobster Bibbin' that drunk bitch last night.

by Mistress Cornbread November 26, 2010

Frosted Lobster

Extremely white female, usually blonde, that vacations in a sunny place and instead of tanning gets sunburned turning bright red and uses frosted lipstick. Almost always dresses in a tropical flower sundress and ends up going home with corn rows in her hair.

Dude! How was Montego Bay? Any good looking chicks at the resort? Buddy replies "nope, just a bunch of Frosted Lobsters and yahoos in muscle shirts.

by Caribbean Jim June 24, 2013

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

spider lobster

a scorpion

"I saw a spider lobster outside"

by rayzaroni September 3, 2022

Steak and Lobster

Steak and Lobster is a primarily Navy colloquial term often used if a member of the crew takes their own life. It may also be used in any other situation where something severe has happened that may drastically lower crew morale.

Sailor 1: "Do you know why we're having steak and lobster tonight?"
Sailor 2:"Yeah, our deployment got extended for a month.

by The great panzer of the lake August 12, 2022

lobster boo

A female or male that seeks a companion based only on monitory status. An individual who seeks someone that wants to spend a lot of money on them, hence, a Lobster boo. Lobster is used in the naming because it always entitles eating expensive meals . And the one spending the money knows it.

HEY ARE YOU TAKING YOUR LOBSTER BOO OUT TO DINNER?

by SuzyQtee September 6, 2020