Lance

A few, leisurely light ales, often consumed early evening ahead of a heavy night out on the piss.

Taken from a shortened rhyming slang for "loosener", South African Cricketer 'Lance Klusener'

"Come round about 6pm, we'll have a couple of Lances before we head out"

by Chaz78 August 24, 2009

lance sucks nuts

a shemale that likes to suck big hairy balls

So you pulled a lance sucks nuts last night?

by nutsucks September 26, 2009

lancepool

verb: to pull a regretable or stupid act

John jumped on the trampoline even though he needed to go to the bathroom; he would soon lancepool.

-or-

Chris realized he lancepooled after mispronouncing a dinner dish in a very nice restaurant.

by whem March 8, 2003

Lance

A heartbreaking Christian. Super hot and has blonde curly hair. Only likes cheerleaders and nobody else. Super country and athletic. He's new to the whole dating thing and has only had a few girlfriends. Super sweet only to some people. He's friends with the hottest boys.

"Lance is so hot! I want him!"
"Too bad your not a cheerleader!"

by Vector's Daddy November 21, 2019

Ezekiel llanes

Disagrace likes to think that he’s good at everything but is shit. Rumour has it he has a small dick and normally loves playing with his Hentai toys. He finds it hard to go for girls because he’s ugly asf and many girls find it hard to comprehend how much of an asshole he is. He goes to the gym to get big in order for it to compensate he’s small penis. If you are called this I suggest you just jump of a cliff and end it you’ll be doing the world a huge favour.

Bro 1: what’s your name

Asshole: Ezekiel llanes

Bro 2: with a name like that how why didn’t your parents get an abortion.

by 419 Nigerian prince.com June 19, 2019

Lance Villa

A hot football player...

Whos dat hot guy?

oh dats lance villa!

ohhh hes hot!

by Ma'alea808 May 12, 2009

Lance Stewart

The best youtuber ever and has a beautiful girlfriend named Lizzy Wurst. He is one of the most successful youtubers on YouTube. His YouTube name is Lance210

Lance Stewart is the best youtuber ever.

by Lance_210lover December 18, 2016