Baberaham Lincoln

Amie Suther

Did you hear about Amie Suther, aka Baberaham Lincoln?

by No4No3No2No1 August 30, 2022

Mary Todd Lincoln

A weird psycho lunatic who's goings to end up in an asylum somewhere starring at a wall trying to nurse a watering can.

I mean do I have to spell it out for you? You're a Mary Todd Lincoln if there ever was one.

by Chad Radwell February 19, 2017

Abe Lincoln

the act of Jizzing into a female's hair from behind in a movie theatre.

ohh fuck i forgot to abe lincoln her in math class while watching the movie

by PKMUTHA January 28, 2010

Lincoln

To hold a bowl (device for smoking pot) and not hit it for an extended period of time.

"You always Lincoln the bowl, just hit it and pass it dude."

by Harrison H. December 18, 2005

Abe Lincoln Log

Similar to and typically following it's predecessor the "Abe Lincoln;" this manuever is pulled off by adding the all-too popular "CLeveland Steamer" applied to the chin. Thus creating a makeshift adhesive "log" that any stragglers can stick to, creating a muddy beard.
To pull off the true beard style "NuttyMuddy Abe Lincoln Log" : Eat an adequate portion of crushed walnuts, peanuts, pinenuts, almonds, acorns or any variation thereof. At time of Cleveland Steam application,log should be a nice NuttyMuddy consistency

"My girlfriend didn't wax often onough. So, to teach her a lesson, I donkey-punched the bitch, shaved that shit, crapped and jacked off on her chin. Then, I shaved her snatch, spread her pubes on the cumlog. She had THE Abe Lincoln Log."

by 9100' High July 15, 2006

Lincoln Log 69

A group sex position where couples are stacked on top of each other 69ing. It can either be in the stacked form (where you are just with one partner, but there is another person perpendicularly stacked between you) or the square form (where each person eats a different person in the square).

We had so many people doing a Lincoln Log 69 last night I thought we were gonna topple over like a game of Jenga!

by Pupu Peepee October 30, 2007

lincolnshire

possibly the most boring place ever. all it is, is shitty fields, and tiny towns that nothing in it

i fucking hate lincolnshire

by h2008 November 18, 2018