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leather clad tail gunner

A reference to gay men in leather pants or chaps (or a leather skirt, for that matter). Primarily found in gay nigtclubs looking to find "a real thweet fwiend." First known use of this phrase is accredited to Kevin "Bloody" Wilson, an Aussie comic.
" We were so pissed I didn't realized we'd stumbled in to a poofters bar. While me mate was odering up a another round of piss, I noticed that we were surrounded by a bunch of leather clad tail gunners."
by A "Bloody" Fan July 20, 2008
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leatherdale

"yeah we just touched *touched* awquardly."
"leatherdale"
by laura1194 June 16, 2009
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leather face mask

When an old woman with no teeth performs oral sex
Man Mildred gave me the best leather face mask last night
by GODFATHER013 December 9, 2013
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Bob Saget in a leather jacket

Sit down in a reclinable armchair and proceed to have sex with your partner. Right before you finish, suddenly recline the armchair backwards while simoultaniously sitting upright, headbutting your partner as hard as you can in order to knock them out. Remove yourself from under them, but keep them laying face down in the armchair. Write the name of your closest bro on their buttcheeks then leave the scene. From that point on, have your bro claim he was the one who did it to your partner.
Girl: Did you leave me to die on that armchair?

Bro: What are you talking about?

Best Bro: Nope, I did that.

Girl: Bob Saget in a leather jacket!
by Ifknizzle October 25, 2011
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leather jacket

an article of clothing that comes in various styles including leather motorcycle jackets, leather bomber jackets, leather sportcoats, leather car coats.
They are awesome to use while jerking off. They feel really good agianst your hard cock.
My dad looks sexy in his leather jacket.
Mi papa se ve sexy en su chaqueta de cuero.

I want to jerk off on my dad's leather jacket while he watches.
Quiero hacerme la paja con la chaqueta de cuero de mi papa mientras el mira.

He shot all of his cum onto his dad's leather jacket.
EL tiro toda la leche encima de la chaqueta de cuero de su papa.
by LeatherJacket February 4, 2008
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lert

To be in a state of "lert" is when your in the mood to basically fuck shit up.

When you are "lert" there is the constant feeling that nothing will satisfy you but a good time, seeking and pleasuring hot women or partaking in copious amounts of questionable activity frowned upon by most cultures (yes like masturbating in airplanes or doing lots of hard drugs).

Lert and fuck go hand in hand.

Jesus once said: Fuck bitches, Get Lert.
Fuck this history exam I'm feeling lert as fuck.

Boss #1: Man I could go some pussy, alcohol, fast cars, drugs, fights, parties, boats, hoes and some fucking chinese food...

Boss #2: Me too. Lets get fucking lert.
by duckfuckingsauce October 1, 2010
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leather

the state of a penis lying between flacid and boner
Adam Carolla says, "Check out that chick... I'm starting to get some leather."
by xoe-xoe March 23, 2011
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