Lobster Load

When a man busts a nut while they have penile bleeding, resulting in the load looking like a white and red mashup as it drops into the toilet.

Dude 1: Bro! I just had the fattest lobster load! That shit was nasty!
Dude 2: That's sick, man!

by Filufiy June 18, 2019

Dick Load

How much money Charlie Sheen is making right now.

Charlie Sheen is making a dick load of cash right now.

by Newyawk April 29, 2011

Docking and Loading

Inserting one penis into another, followed by ejaculation.

Thomas and Andrew were "Docking and loading."

by Hackelo December 15, 2015

Load face

Neighborhood girl who loves to blow you and your group of friends on regular basis

I've got a little Caine let's call load face after a couple lines we'll run a train

by Beancannon July 14, 2016

Musket load

Musket loading or musket load, is the act of applying a used pinch of dip to a woman’s asshole and proceeding to ram it in with ones meat sword, until fully loaded.

Phil: “How did last night go with Mrs. Bairds?”
Carter: “Well I gave her a musket load”
Phil:”Wicked, did she shoot off after?”
Carter: “Yeah, you can tell by the way that it is”

by Skrimp pimp February 21, 2020

load on the road

When you jack off in a car, motocycle or any vehicle :-)

Person number 1: You've heard my story about me getting caught flogging my dolphin???
P2: No?
P1: Well, I barricated myself right in the back off the car and started beating it.
P2: And?
P1: My mom turned around and took her jacket... And uncovered my meat.
P2: Haha! Goooooood 'ole load on the road!

by Killer9080 December 29, 2013

E-Load

(n) a hot, messy load blown onto a webcam during cyber relations

(v) to blow a hot, messy load towards and or onto a webcam during cyber relations

ex) (n) Dude, it took forever to clean the E-load off of my webcam last night.

ex) (v) Dude, I E-loaded all over your sister last night man!

by Neal Jetherop Peters July 19, 2011