Lasterday

Lasterday is the day before yesterday, two days ago.

We got home yesterday, but we only left lasterday, so it was a quick trip.

by Ded Jezter June 4, 2016

Lasterday

Last night, yesterday

Joel made me soup for dinner lasterday

by keywestgrl January 21, 2013

lasterday

A word used to describe or simplify saying "the day before yesterday".

Person 1: What did you do yesterday?
Person 2: I just slept all day, I was so worn out from lasterday's party.

by NirocDrof April 9, 2014

Kill Every Last One Of Them

A command often issued by irritable princes who have had nine years to build up anger about their family being massacred and five years to dream of killing childhood friends who are believed to have been involved in said massacre.

Knight: Your Highness, some people outside said the Kingdom is too cold, what should we do?
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!

by SkyborneScout November 19, 2019

cum lash

When you ejaculate forcefully on your girlfriend's face and a stream of cum hits her eyes and creates a cum lash. Like a frosty glazed eyelash but mostly made from warm thick cum.

I looked down at Debra who was looking up at me as she gave me one of her infamous BJ's. I shot a thick wad of load onto her face and lo and behold I noticed a large cum lash where her eyelashes should have been.

by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash

“This game blows!”-Scott Wozniak, dinner partier.

Chibi-Robo Zip-Lash isn’t as good as Gex

by 58319 August 5, 2020

Laser shark

A deadly piece of technology developed by Russia, subsequently stolen and reproduced without license for use by the Chinese People's Liberation Army Navy (PLAN). These genetically and structurally engineered creatures are ill tempered with razor-sharp teeth and head-mounted laser cannons.

In the news today, U.S. intelligence officials have confirmed that the North Korean Navy now has operational laser sharks.

by tonbird February 2, 2010