The Kraken

The Kraken is a term for a very huge shit that rips your asshole and makes it bleed.

Hey Lennon , i shat out The Kraken yesterday.

Oh cool, how big was it.

about 12 inches and 10cm wide.

by Vtexis May 30, 2019

Myg0t the Kraken

The Kraken from the movie Clash of the Titans

"Myg0t, Myg0t the Kraken"!

by Asshole Shit Eater July 6, 2010

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by kape September 30, 2003

Kramered

When you naively believe or fall for a false story told by a known over-exaggerator or a known story teller

Did you hear the latest contract news? No, there is no news, you got Kramered.

by BryanSmith October 7, 2015

Poolina Krapnova

Inspector Poolina Krapnova, King of the Russians.

When you need a mystery call senor poo. She/he will come .. in your face. LOVES IT!

PIP: Dude, I couldn't find my keys the other day!
Emma: Did you call Inspector Poolina Krapnova.
PIP: Yeah she came in my face, LOVES IT!

by VLAD BURGER November 17, 2010

The Kraken

A sex move when an individual sticks their head in the asshole of a female and their feet in the vagina and jiggle their arms around while making a muffled screeching noise.

Man 1: Yo bro my girl is hella dead from last night.

Man 2: Why?

Man 1: I realeased the kraken.

Man 2: Holy shit, I need to try it.

by A hairy man with crusy nips July 26, 2018

Release the Kraken

Pseudonym for something one might do in a lift after a heavy night out and a curry.

Donald Trump won, release the Kraken.

* Donald Trump loses again.

by AdScribe November 27, 2020