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Farhan Khan

Farhan Khan is a person that supposedly "reveals" illuminati but we have recently discovered Farhan has been putting up weird images of subliminaly showing the devil.
by Jon the revealer May 26, 2011
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Wangus Khan

Genghis' long lost twin. Ghengis wiped him from all historical texts.
Wangus Khan smokes weinerburgers.
by Zack H. (pro TDer) March 21, 2005
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Zaynab Khan

Zaynab Khan is an old Arabic insult stemming from the word عنيف which translates to Aggressive.

The insult originated from people mocking one of Genghis khan's Wives which was highly aggressive, ordering the death of hundreds just to satisfy her boredom

A person would typically call someone else Zaynab Khan or just Zaynab / Khan to emphasise there barbaric behaviour or there unsensitive attitudes towards less fortunate people.

The word is rarely used now but is more frequently used by older generations
Stop acting like a Zaynab/ khan, that poor kid did nothing wrong to you

Stop being rude to the homeless your acting like Zaynab Khan
by Fassoun June 24, 2023
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Mohammed Yusuf Khan

Usually a black kid looking like an Indian, have 3 siblings and all of them are better than him. Sucks at basketball despite being black, have the worst taste in music and food. Like eating eggs with honey and dislike gluey brownies (we don't know why and how). Have curly hair but thinks it's straight, just like his sexuality, everyone thinks he's gay but he might be straight. Very bad at Spanish, he said and we quote "Tengo fifteen anos." Friends describe him as ignorant, dumb but nice sometimes. However, he is always ready, always Ramadan ready.
: I love my straight hair!
: Don't be such a Mohammed Yusuf Khan, your hair is clearly curly.
: No it's not.
: You're really being a Mohammed Yusuf Khan now, you might as well eat eggs with honey
: Yum!
by Neraek May 22, 2021
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Khanh

A wannabe macat who wishes that they were as good as their friends. They eat soup more than they drink water and they are very short.
Jimmy: Look at that view
Khanh: Where?
by BrodyPeesInSinks September 6, 2020
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Khan Academy

The religion of Khan Academy, is a small-but-growing religious group based in Nashville, Tennessee. The followers of the religion worship Charles Jenkins, an American Gospel singer based in Chicago, Illinois. They believe in the beauty of the art of sexual activity. All members of Khan Academy complete the pilgrimage to Bitch Mountain in Lewis, New York. The leader of the religion, Father Silas, founded the religion in 2022 and it has grown to one of the fastest growing religions in Nashville. The religion has strong ties to Christianity, but Father Silas states "We simply are our own religion. We value a persons' spirituality more than anything. The persons mental health and healing is most important. Then religion and worship for the nostalgia of a past chapter of life."
Khan Academy is both a well-known education platform and a new-found religion.
by OfficialKhanAcademy February 28, 2022
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Khancel

Khancel, when a wrestler(s) got let go by Tony Khan due to budget cuts or didn't get their contract renew because "I believe their wrestling wasn't good enough".
Tony Khan: I let Swole’s contract expire as I felt her wrestling wasn’t good enough.

Swole got Khancel.
by PaigeLover4Ever March 30, 2022
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