Keyboard Conservative 

A person of the political right wing that shows so by sharing rhetoric and political opinions online (often on Facebook) rather than actually participating in the political system. These types of people can be differentiated from regular Conservatives by assessing their knowledge on actual conservative policy and asking weather or not they voted in the most recent election.

Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?

Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.

Keyboard Conservative by Iloveowlbears July 24, 2017

Keyboard Stroke

When you commit a typo while writing. In this case your friends will automatically have the right to bully you to death.

Pedro: Hey dude I ate a big-ass tomtatoe yesterday.
Sam: YOU HAD A KEYBOARD STROKE FAM.
Pedro: *cries himself to sleep*

Keyboard Stroke by shreky daddy August 18, 2018

Keyboard Gangster 

All Video Game Nerds from 80s till 1999

All keyboard gangsters always on them online games trash talking and always winning

He is the keyboard gangster of mechworrier online

Keyboard Gangster by ToniChong420 February 22, 2019

Keyboard warrior 

People like ‘sesh gremlins’ who act hard over text but don’t say or do anything in person because they are too scared

You’re nothing but a keyboard warrior mate, pipe down.

Keyboard warrior by ADL FC March 2, 2019

Keyboard warrior 

After Fandom

Im telling hero what u lot try do to me.
Bloody keyboard warriors.

Keyboard warrior by Skskskkss May 19, 2019

Keyboard cripple 

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

Keyboard cripple by Urbnerd May 21, 2019

Keyboard cripple 

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.

I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class

Keyboard cripple by Urbnerd May 21, 2019