Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Kole and Keith

Two of the sweatiest greasiest walruses to ever walk on the earth, both extrusion specialists,there natural cologne is 6.50 a pack at your local gas station, gas tank is mostly on E,Neckbeard enthusiasts,both could drink a bottle with no problem

Kole and Keith are passed out in the front yard in there underwear again

by Mango joggin it November 22, 2018

Keith Stones

Crack rock derived from the DNA of Keith Richards, as his whole body IS drugs at this point

"What you looking to get?"
"Got some Keith Stones?"

by Inv4drz December 2, 2024

Keith

Keith is a sweet dude who is in love with a girl named Endy he will do anything to make her happy. He plays games to keep his mind off of the bad things. He has a daddy mentally. All the girls want him but he only wants Endy. Keith is a keeper never let him go. He will always treat you right he is kind and funny he can sometimes be mean but its because he loves you.

Who is that?

Oh that's daddy Keith

by IAn Pp February 7, 2021

Keith

Keith is “the love of my life” kind of guy. He is the one that fills all the boxes and then teaches you that there are more. The moment you eyes hit him, you know you are already in trouble, because those eyes say it all, they tell you the long and hard story he has, but how he always managed to get through it as a better person. They tell you how smart he is and his incredible way of reading everything around him. They tell you he is romantic, sexy and sweet ( who new that all of those can go together) they tell you how much he cares for other people. They tell you how determined and interesting he is. They tell you how handsome and dreamy he is. That he still has the spark of a child barrier inside of him. That he will make you smile until the day you die.

Keith is the love of my life.

by Michaela Ainslie November 23, 2021

Keith

A guy who looks very cool at first but then shows his real side and vapes.

Her: how you and Keith doing
Me: He acting weird girl and he smoke nic’s

by 123456……. January 15, 2023

Keith

A guy who thinks he's weird even though he is not. Usually plays video games because he thinks it's everything he can describe his day. Actually he is not a weird one because some people don't know him yet but when you get to know him he'll be someone you wish to be a permanent part of your life. He is a good friend and a Keith is very passionate with the things he wants to aim.

; He's so cool
: Yeah, he is a Keith of course

by Swiftayyyy June 8, 2021