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your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random
rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”
by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022
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Kebabbed

When a dick enters from one end and comes out the other
Jane got kebabbed by John the other night, I miss her dearly
by CroatianBirdSucker April 10, 2023
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Kebab

Verb

When a man inserts a dildo anally at the same time as using a urethral sound, thereby kebabbing himself
Fred had been having a hard day so he decided the best thing to do was to kebab his brains out until dinner
by Haggis Hunter March 6, 2024
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Kebab

An Asian male's penis. From Asia, west to east. Generally a beige, olive/cream, tan, brown cock. Tastes great because they have the cleanest dicks on the planet.
Girl 1: "Did you get some dick yesterday?"
Girl 2: "I had Kebab (Asian dick) because White dick is too porky and small and Black dick looks burnt"
Both: "Asian dick is just right"
by Josech May 3, 2020
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nasty kebab

Female lady parts... that are nasty...
She has a nasty kebab
by Nastykebab January 22, 2018
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Meaty Kebab

A meaty kebab is a woman who is very meaty and greasy. She is often a prostitute, but also 'she' can be a transvestite.
Joel:"Hey Charlie, your mum is a meaty kebab!"
Charlie:"I hate you dude"
by W20SPUD01 August 27, 2016
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kebab

Kebab is an icon. Kebab is a legend. Kebab is the moment.
Olivia: "Kebab, you're so cool"
Kebab: "I know"
by roman and anna February 20, 2023
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