Hot Joanie

The act of spraying out green ooze from ones moldy snatch.

Also a term of repulsion

Fuck you bitch, you're a skankie hot joanie

by mommallama6 June 14, 2011

Joan Didion

A famous journalist, and author of "The White Album" among others. Her "unique writing" is basically her ranting about how everybody is stupid and being incredibly pretentious and condescending towards everything. Although great with words, she is incredibly sarcastic and passive aggressive, and in a few sentences can make anybody or anything (such as Jim Morrison) look like shit.

Annoying "intellectual" who hates on everything:
"Oh, Joan Didion is Awesome!"

Cool chill actually educated person:
"your an annoying fuck. Go read Tom Wolfe"

by SleepingNaked May 14, 2010

Joana Molina

A Girl who spends her days complaining and dumping her boyfriends. She spends her vacations in Denver, Colorado. She Hate's Avril Lavigne and loves retarded songs like Don't Matter by weird African guys. J/K Luv Ya

Friend 1: "Joana Molina is a slut"!
Friend 2: "Hoe Fo Show"

by Paul Marquez December 24, 2008

Joan Rivers

The name of the San Diego Chargers quarterback.

Patton: Man Phillip Rivers was on fire last night.
Marine: You mean Joan Rivers?
Patton: what?
Marine: Yeah, you mean Joan Rivers the pussy ass quarterback for the Chargers

by Marineassassin January 15, 2010

joan of arc

bible-bashing school in rickmansworth, watford.
consists 87% of irish or partly-irish pupils and 12% african pupils.
provides education in several abstract subjects including arable farming, tractor driving/racing, and (strangely) I.C.T. is compulsory at GCSE

the school boasts an odd set of rules, including 'thou shall not answer back thy teacher'
and as well as detections, punishes students by 'smiting' them.

'child, have you been obeying the 3rd commandment of joan of arc?'
'no sir/father, i did not attend confession this morning'
'GOD WILL SMITE YOU, BITCH'

by aHindu. April 23, 2008

Joanne

A person who you at a bar and was like can I have your number and you were like yeah sure and then you hung out and she was sweet and nice and you told her about your whole life including that one time you ate a slug and then she marries you and asks for your credit card stuff and you say now and she says what about kids and you're like here's my social security let's have kids then she runs away with your kids and credit card info and your social security.

You are such a Joanne.

by Face The Raven January 23, 2017

Joanna

Umm...good kid very nice but don’t get in her bad side a type of girl that likes to drinks and likes to listen to Spanish music, a type of girl that cry’s to sleep overthinker, boy problems ,every close to her family, likes to skate ,and to dance in Spanish music,

Joanna is very chill and a good friend to hang out just don’t trip

by Ajsis April 3, 2020