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Jewsury

What Shylock was accused of.
Da infamous Venetian loan-shark may indeed have had identical bodily-organs of his different-religioned accusers, but judging by his blatant Jewsury, one attribute of theirs dat he apparently did NOT possess was compassion and forgiveness.
by QuacksO July 19, 2024
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Jewstin

A person who won't admit they are Jewish, insisting that they are a Catholic.
Gabe is such a Jewstin, why does he keep saying he isn't a Jew?
by JimmyUrban October 4, 2023
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jewslop

Man I just ate some jewslop and I feel like shit
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Jewsplain

To explain in a condescending, oversimplified, and often inaccurate manner, without regard to the fact that the explainee knows more than the explainer, usually done by a Jew to a non-Jew.

Jewsplaining usually occurs on the topic of Zionism, anti-semitism, or the State of Israel. For example, a Jewish American who has never set foot in Israel could jewsplain the experience of Palestinians in Gaza to a Palestinian refugee in the USA, despite the Palestinian having more experience and live updates from family members in Gaza. Jewsplaining often frames the abuser as the victim and often includes accusations of anti-semitism and heavy gaslighting.

Not all jewsplaining is done by Jewish people. As US President Biden has so firmly claimed, you can be a Zionist even if you're not a Jew. So it is quite possible for Zionists of all races, genders, or religions to feel it is their right to jewsplain.

Related terms include whitesplain, straightsplain, and cisplain. The overarching thread is someone privileged explaining something to someone less privileged, about a topic the explainer knows less about.
A: The Palestinain people are faking and overexaggerating the number of deaths and trauma from Israel's bombings. They are inflicting a Holocaust on Israeli Jews, and by extension all us Jews worldwide!

B: Are you Jewsplaining the trauma experienced by Palestinians? And playing the victim while throwing thousands of bombs at innocent people, wiping out family lineages, and bombing hospitals with the sick and wounded to dust?
A: You're anti-semitic. You hate Jews. You want us to be erased from the Earth. All Palestinians are terrorists and they must be exterminated for Jews to be free.
by Gsjsknc889 December 26, 2023
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Jewstorming

When you have a freind who is jewish and you make a circle around him and bust your load on their face while squirting water on them like a storm.
"Drew we are Jewstorming all over your face tonight"
by aship19 March 8, 2024
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Jewsbumps

A series of young adult novels written by IsraeR.L. Stein, Jewsbumps chronicles nightmarish events leading up to the end of Jewish control over Hollywood, world finances, and weather control.
Jewsbumps are not just books, they’re a guideline on what not to do when around antisemites. “Anne Frank gives Jewsbumps 4 stars of David. She would give her two cents but she really needs the money.”
by Dig Nitty May 25, 2024
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jewspeak

A new type of wording, normal language muddled by jews, that the ignorant are calling it newspeak. Most often it's just an inversion on the meaning of words, turning them upside down, as a Baal/Lucifer worshipping deceiving technique, or a "positive" seeming wording of nefarious meaning words. Examples of jewspeak include carefully crafted pompous and sterile wording and definitions that either have no meaning, their meaning is the exact opposite of what they convey or is something o negative connotation compared to the seemingly innocent wording: Toxic Masculinity (term to disparage normal male biological, social, behavioral characteristics such as COMPETITIVENESS), Emotional Intelligence (fake and gay term for "compassion"), Planned Parenthood (inverse term for "abortion"), downsizing/streamlining process/freeing up workers = firing people, "holiday" used instead of Christmas, anti-racist meaning "anti-White", combating misinformation/disinformation = Censorship.
Planned Parenthood is Margaret Sanger's (jew) invented organization in charge with avoiding pregnancies through prescribed birth control pills, IUDs, etc and executing abortions (you see, Planned Parenthood is jewspeak for abortion and AVOIDING parenthood)
- Hey Gary, how would you go about when considering to become a father?

- I don't know Chad, I think I'll go to Planned Parenthood, have a vasectomy then adopt a niglet.
- (sarcastically) Very good Gaayrree, your plan is flawless even though sounds like jewspeak gibberish.
by xythras October 5, 2024
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