Kim Jasper

The best boyfriend you could ever have. Kim is not the one you always see, he’s not popular neither famous. But everybody knows him, not because of his appearance but because of his kindness. He may not be the prince you would wish on a lamp, neither a prince you would see in the ocean. But he is the guys that will answer your prayer. He is the guys that you will love forever.

“Kilala mo ba yung secretary ng mga sacristan na gwapo?”

“Ah si Kim ba?”

“Ang gwapo talaga ni Kim”

“Balita ko loyal daw yun si Kim?”

“Daming nagkakacrush dun kay Kim Jasper”

“Mahal ko yun e”

-meagan

by tintang pula August 22, 2019

banded jasper

Banded Jasper is a rock. It is found in Northeastern United States and Southern Canada. It is annoying af. It is extremely hard so miners cannot get through it in order to get to our precious iron ore. It will destroy drill bits and is the arch enemy of the underground mining business.

Miner 1: Gawd damn, I don did run inna sum uh day banded jasper up der dontcha know.
Miner 2: oh yeah ubetcha, it damn near kills us tur have it aroun here eh?
Miner 3: are ya talkin abou banded Jasper der? Fuck dat eh. Don need none of day round here.
Miner 1: oh yeah, ubetcha

by Up north Minnesotan September 1, 2019

Joey Jester

Joey Jester is sus and usually plays pink in among us. Joey Jester is also a starving child with friends abuse him in which he always takes it out on them in smash. Joey Jester had an affair with a man who played a bass in his middle school. Joey Jester also plays Joker like who the fuck plays joker he litterally makes me want to die when he plays joker. Joey also eats a selection of cat for dinner

Have you heard of Joey Jester? YEAH lets go actually give him a meal holy fuck hes starving

by JoeyJesterLover October 3, 2020

Youtuber jester

A youtuber who acts like 3am is scary and terrifies children and goes to McDonald's for videos but really only because he is hungry probably and a greedy person. He even pretends to make voodoo dolls and watch movies and acts like they are real, we should be able to tell that he just gets a friend to dress up.

Friend:The youtuber jester is so fake
Me:I know right

by ThisLesGirl May 6, 2021

Brooklyn Jester

The hottest person ever.Will steel your man

Brooklyn Jester stole my man

by Dusbdkievrbd May 29, 2021

Max-Jasper

A perfect husband, he’s nice, caring, very smart and handsome. The most lovable person you’ll ever meet! This word is mostly

used in the love language.

That guy is so nice! He’s such a Max-Jasper! I wish I could marry him.

by Rita Lynn November 22, 2021

jasy jater

jasy jater means a little piece of the moon and also is linked to a demi-god named jasy jater who it the god of sistas.

there is a demi-god name jasy jater

by dreamnotfound >:) March 2, 2022