Karen was sloppy joed again this weekend and woke up with no cellphone to call an Uber of shame or postmate her morning Starbucks sugar milk.
by KarensRntUs June 16, 2020
Get the sloppy joedmug. by Randaydro January 19, 2017
Get the randy jomug. A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
Get the Alli Jomug. by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021
Get the jo mamamug. put your dominant arm out in front of you.
put your hand in a fist.
then move your wrist up and down.
you will see the muscle in your arm go up and down.
girls already have it but boys can develop a bigger jo muscle.
put your hand in a fist.
then move your wrist up and down.
you will see the muscle in your arm go up and down.
girls already have it but boys can develop a bigger jo muscle.
by mrs. phelps<3 January 20, 2009
Get the jo musclemug. A name for hot caring skaters!
Some who is understanding.
Someone whos good in the sack.
a man with beautiful abs!
Someone who is not a good kisser.
Someone who gives life a new meaning.
A dogs butt hole.
Some one who loves going to the beach and chilling loves to play video games hang with friends andgets to emotionaly attached to a girl/guy.
a Name for a boy.
Some who is understanding.
Someone whos good in the sack.
a man with beautiful abs!
Someone who is not a good kisser.
Someone who gives life a new meaning.
A dogs butt hole.
Some one who loves going to the beach and chilling loves to play video games hang with friends andgets to emotionaly attached to a girl/guy.
a Name for a boy.
James: Did you see that guy last night with all those tricks
Ember: Who Jo-en...?
James: oh hes a Jo-en then never mind.
Ember: Who Jo-en...?
James: oh hes a Jo-en then never mind.
by Smurffet January 1, 2011
Get the Jo-enmug. Someone that is running for president in 2020 that is better than Trump or Biden because Biden and Trump are both fucking daumbasses that fuck each other once a week
by person42069 November 4, 2020
Get the jo jorgensenmug.