Jessica

Definitely not wifey material. A basic bar hoe that seeks refuge in bars and night clubs so that unsuspecting men can't tell exactly how orange she is as a result of her attachment to layers of bronzer and/or tanning beds. You'll most likely find her gravitating towards men out of her league, or even more pathetic: taken. If you make friends with a Jessica, don't ask her to do your makeup or else you might open your eyes to a raccoon staring back at you in the mirror. She's the greatest friend temporarily, but next thing you know every night is ruined because she's too fixed on another guy and you're stuck covering her ass. One thing is for certain, you'll always look amazing next to Jessica even on your worst of days. At least there's that upside.

Pedro: Hey, man. I need to borrow your Clorox.

Ronnie: Sure thing. Why you need it?
Pedro: Jessica was over last night. I need to get her face off my pillow.

by thornfieldghost August 28, 2016

Jessica

A Jessica eats a lot of ice cream but most importantly pickle flavour.

Jessica: hey have you tried out the new pickle flavour ice cream

Person: no you fucking weirdo

by Thanksfornothingbitch August 3, 2019

Jessica

I kind friend all around. However can be a big lier

Jessica is a Great Person

by Drinkurmangos June 24, 2018

jessica

slim thicc legend periodt. can get that DICK. probably a thot at heart but is really genuine. also might have a daddy kink but we don’t talk about that

person 1: damn jessica is fine
person 2: ik

by sexcgorl99 November 26, 2019

Jessica

Jessica is a a pretty girl. She can be bossy,bitchy and mean but if your her friend she’ll treat you with much respect. Sometimes she can be attention seeking and want the spotlight but if a friend is in need she wastes no time to get there. She has a nice body and is very sporty and competitive even against her bestest friends. She has been through tough times and even though she’s not the smartest she can get jealous and violent but if you know a Jessica she’s one of a kind.

Person 1 : omg dude do you see that girl she’s so fit !
Person 2 : she’s definitely a Jessica!

by Unicornnicknackz October 19, 2018

Jessica

The most beautiful girl your ever meet, and she makes a very good friend. Always their for you always is ready to help, and never lets a friend down :3

My best friend is Jessica! She's so nice!

by SkittlesSoundSilly March 26, 2019

Jessica

The most awful person on earth that spreads rumors about people smoking in the back of the school with their older brother is that in reality does not exist if you meet a Jessica slap her across the face as soon as you can

Ugh she is evil
Oh she must be a Jessica

by TexasLover5013 April 24, 2019