Ivan

Ivan is a total loser who will break your best friends heart for someone else and he'll do it over text. He's really ugly and you need to protect your best friend from Ivan before he breaks their heart again.
Look out, its Ivan, hide your best friends!
by spicy chicken sandwhich September 23, 2019
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Ivan

A short red haired kid who likes writing. He's like Ed Sheeran, you like him sometimes but sometimes he's a weird smurf.
"Where is that kid Ivan?"
"He's taking the biggest dump of his life."
by TaroTheBarrow October 30, 2021
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a specific type of male Russian mobster, typically in his 35+ years with expirience.

there are only 2 types of Ivans:

first there's the Ivan who is too married to his job like a machine
then there is the non standard Ivan who's got a screw loose in his head

(quote by Alperen Kulci and Ryohgo Narita)
Simon is not your typical Ivan
by Psychomaniac66 June 15, 2018
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Ivan

The best man you can find on earth. The person who will listen to you, will be with you always, will give you unconditional support and a fan of Luis Miguel.He loves northern music and that will make you madly in love. He is a doggy lover, and if he adopts one with you he will make you want to stay with him forever. He loves that his shoes click when he walks. He loves the cinema and it will teach you a lot about that, he has a lot of patience when he teaches about what he is passionate about. When he is happy he is beautiful, but he values even more when he shares his sadness with you. Never let him just drink mezcal and dance with him all the time. You will be lucky to have him in your life.
Life is better with you Ivan, my sad little dog.
by Mardenoviembre November 24, 2021
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Ivan is my dad
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 24, 2021
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Ivan

He’s the kinda guy that makes you feel like the only person that matters in a crowded room. Caring, sweet, charming, incredibly handsome. You’re lucky to know him. There are many struggles that you can face as a person, but not a single one that he wouldn’t make easier by lightening a burden. He loves laughter and beer.
I didn’t know Ivan was a plumber, that motherfucker be laying pipe.
by Totallynotivan November 24, 2021
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