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UD Induction Speech

A speech to express gratitude to the user-publishers at Urbandictionary for inducting definitions into the database. Akin to the speeches made by accomplished athletes who have excelled at their sport. These are definitions which have been accepted after many arduous attempts but well worth it too. Also similar to Academy Award Speech or Grammy Speech.
I won't make my UD Induction Speech long, I only have 30 seconds. But I would like to thank God, my parents, my children, my cats, my pets, my teachers, my workmates for all their support. But special thanks to all great user publishers who make this place great and inducting my Sadie
by lando888 September 17, 2015
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Codje infection

An infection in which mass quantity's of semen get pushed to the back of the throat and in time grows a mossy, moldy paste which cannot be reversed.
Stacy why wont you kiss me

stacy: Sorry... OG mudbone gave me a bad codje infection last night
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
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Codje infection

An infection in which mass quantity's of semen get pushed to the back of the throat and in time grows a mossy, moldy paste which cannot be reversed.
Stacy why wont you kiss me

stacy: Sorry... OG mudbone gave me a bad codje infection last night
by Campbell-toe May 10, 2016
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police infection

Emma-are the police still there

Carol-yes they won't leave me alone

Emma-so you've got a police infection
by Caroooootako August 24, 2016
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eye infection

An Irish lad who uses ketchup on every sort of food.
That guy in mcdonalds is using ketchup on his milkshake! I can't believe there are eye infections in Ireland.
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courtesan injection

An IV-administered dose of a prescription-strength medicine designed to temporarily relieve the intense and deeply-rooted "itch" of a "loose" female who would otherwise feel unable to resist the urge to offer her services as a paid escort to members of the upper-crust. Depending on the particular woman and the acuteness of her lustful feelings, her finances/lifestyle, and the specific aspects of her environmental surroundings (i.e., how many temptations she encounters on a daily basis), this powerfully-medicated shot may need to be re-administered frequently, up to several times per week.
Social worker: So how are you feeling today?
Unemployed hottie: Oh, horny as heck --- I'm thinking of applying for a part-time job at Lacy Ladies Escort Service!
Social worker (rolling eyes): Hoooo, boy --- here we go again! Looks like somebody's long overdue for another courtesan injection!
by QuacksO August 28, 2017
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Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.
That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!
by Yupsidid October 1, 2017
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