Hoptomamasis

A combination of hypocritical and excessive attention seeking

That guys such a hoptomamasis

by Madadragon12 July 2, 2025

HOPLOPHILIA

A sexual fetish involving arousal from firearms, their use, or association with those who carry them, like police or security guards.

Many gun enthusiasts reveal a deeper pathology, their hoplophilia, when they post high volumes of photographs of their weapons instead of their partners, spouses or lovers.

by Raquel de la Roche July 3, 2025

hopscotch alligator

the act of pouring hard liquor into someone's ass and having it farted into your mouth.

yeah man she hit me with the hopscotch alligator again last night with some fireball

by abracazebra August 21, 2025

Hopholopo

Hopholopo means “I’m going to hell for laughing”

“Oh my god I’m hopholopo”

by justasillyguy45 October 28, 2025

Jock hopster

Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.

Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!

by Houston JC July 8, 2009

Fuzzy Hopscotch

Being extremely messed up

The act of trying to set up a hopscotch game
While intoxicated; squares are disporportionate and vision of the individual is fuzzy

Wow last night was like a game of fuzzy hopscotch

I must have played a few games of fuzzy hopscotch last night

by Claymyster12 June 10, 2013

Hip Hopster

A new subculture of men or women, altering the typical hip hop attire to appear more contemporary. Tight fitting jeans, wide rim glasses and vintage clothes. Urban fashion with a hipster twist.

Ray, "What's with all the hip hop celebrities wearing tight pants?"

Marc, "Their Hip Hopsters!"

by Creativext May 17, 2014