hooker's breakfast

Coffee and a cigarette.

In the sweltering heat, there's no appetite for anything but a hooker's breakfast.

by Wordsmith1976 May 2, 2006

webcam hooker

1. Normally a female, that will show herself naked on a webcam, but only if the price is right
2. opp. of Internet Slut

Last night I spent $20 on a webcam hooker, because I couldn't find an internet slut.

by RSU January 3, 2006

Hooker

Conviently located and economically priced sex workers

After 37 years of being poor and a virgin I finally walked to the street corner and payed for a hooker to come back to my place

by Straightouttact August 4, 2009

Hooker Head

A ho or whore who thinks she is classy but is too stupid to know the difference.

"Damn. I thought this club was bangin' but there's a bunch of Hooker Heads up in here."

"Kathryn, you're such a hooker head! Don't fuck around!"

by Toniet and Tangelia October 31, 2007

hooker tattoos

A pair of tattoos, placed symmetrically, one above each leg, on the outside and near the top of the pubic area. Approximately one to three inches in diameter. Can be a pair of stars, butterflies, or other shapes.

As soon as I saw the hooker tattoos, I knew I wanted to stay away from this "glamour model"

by as19 June 28, 2014

quarter to hooker

the act of staying up late and partying all night long.

Laura was at it again last night, she finally got home at quarter to hooker.

by mmsh August 20, 2005

Pirate Hooker

A female, often a teenager, who has stored an array of "cargoes" in her "hull." More than a typical whore on land, she often ventures into the high seas, in search of her next victim and often later wears the man's balls on necklace. Even though she gets around like a wheel, she lacks skill and the man is underwhelmed by her tactics, and in some extreme cases, the man cannot even ejaculate because he can only focus on how badly he has to pee. She doesn't have scurvy, but what she has rhymes with it (starts with an H). She's been tossed up more than your average baseball, but just like with playing catch in the backyard, there's always a chance you'll lose you ball(s).

R: Whatch out for that one track girl, she's a pirate hooker.
J: I know, jiggah, i learned the hard way.

by rusty9 June 23, 2010