Hobo Shank

A hobo shank is the act in which a person (usually a drunk hobo) straightens their hand so that their fingers are tightly knit together and pointing straight out and then hand shanks someone.

The Shanker shanks the female with their hand in between the breast and shoulder blade, directly underneath the arm-pit. This renders the female paralyzed with pain (similar to the inhumane and forbidden sacking of a male) and then succumbs to the Shankee for a night of blissful love making in the alleyway.

In modern culture, the hobo shank relates to a immature feud between couples or friends in which a "hobo shank" threat is issued to a female, such as a blow to the testicles would be administered to the male.

"Chris you whore! Who is this b**** texting you a booty call?!?"

"Woman, i'm trying to drive the vehicle! Now stop messing around or else i'll hobo shank you!"

by Pat6290 May 18, 2009

hobo junction

rap group that is straight from the streets of OAKLAND. real rap, they dont b talkin bout their hos or mil.

"you gotta pay the price when you deal with me
i never claim killer like a fake ass g
you never heard me brag about my hos or mil
i deal with the truth, now you can put that on the scale"
-hobo junction-"Da Real Deal"-The Cleaners

by someone with taste September 7, 2008

super fly hobo slippin

1. A game where people dress up as pimps and race greased hobos through a mall. Extra points are awarded if people stop the pimp to try and get a whore.

2. When you grease up some concrete stairs, throw a philly cheesesteak down to the bottom, and watch the hobos fall down

by thegreatwhitehype August 1, 2003

hobosician

Often found in the downtown area of major cities, the urban hobosician plies his trade serenading passers by with often mediocre music while soliciting for donations.

Did you hear that hobosician on the street corner? I dropped a few quarters in his hat.

by MC Ducats n' Buckets February 23, 2005

hobo's beard

When you are eating out a girl with gum in your mouth, and it falls out and gets stuck in her muff. Its not unlike when a hobo falls asleep and wakes up to a beard full of strange things, of which gum may or may not be included. It's possible that a hobo could actually find gum in his beard after eating a girl out, but not likely. It's a sticky situation, but it does lead to shaving usually, which is a plus.

I got hobo's beard from Tom last night. fuck Tom.

by tatertot December 26, 2007

hobo fries

French fries that have fallen out of their container whilst still in the to-go bag, thus leaving them homeless and free to take by anyone who claims them.

The three hobo fries in the bottom of the bag were cold and lonely.

by McNinja January 8, 2008

hobo corner

On Chicago Transit Authority Trains, the area with two seats at the front and back of each car that is separated by a wall from all the other seats on the train. It is relatively isolated and gives some privacy to people who sit in them. So named because it is also allows a homeless person space to sleep, and occasionally defecate, without being noticed.

Bob: "Hey, let's go sit in those seats, nobody will bother us."

Jim: "No way! That's the hobo corner, it smells like piss!"

by oz115 September 9, 2011