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The Helen Keller 

Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.
Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.

Pulling a Helen Keller 

Pretending to be blind, stupid, deaf, unable to speak (mute) and sometimes even pretending to be a lesbian just to get out of school work, homework and other dumb stuff.

"I asked this chick at the bar for a fuck and she went all lesbian on me!"

"She pulled a Helen Keller on ya!"

"Mrs. Moore asked Jenna for her homework and then Jenna started pulling a Helen Keller!"

"What happened?"

"Jenna started making funny mongoloid noises, then threw herself out the classroom window and then got up with cuts to her face screaming she was blind!"

Help Helen Smash 

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.
Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”
Help Helen Smash by startgame_88 October 11, 2018

a buck and a helen 

one hundred and twenty five miles per hour.
them's cops fina chasin me, but i fina doin a buck and a helen
a buck and a helen by west side December 27, 2003

Ann-Helen 

She is a wonderful person, has a heart of gold. She’s the kind of girl you see walking around with her friends with a gorgeous smile on her face, and her hair dancing in the wind. She can be very shy at first and you may think she’s rude or something, but really she’s just really shy.

Lots of people don’t really see her for who she is, but once they do they fall for her almost instantly. Her friends are usually jealous of her looks, not all of them, but most.

She has gorgeous eyes and a face in general, and her body could belong to a goddess. Big booty and big hips, when people see her dance they get mesmerized by her booty, hips and the way she moves it.

All I can say is that she is really loved by her close ones.
Ann-Helen is so pretty
I’m jealous!!!
Ann-Helen by Kiddos I wo October 11, 2018

The Helen 

When a sexual parent burps on the other persons d*ck
She did The Helen on me and oabahwhwvaba it was so good
The Helen by Heath Joker March 18, 2021