Howie Handel

A hand job given with hand sanitizer; Originally made popular by Howie Mandel.

John's cock was so dirty Lisa refused to touch it unless he agreed to a Howie Handel.

Purel moisturizing sanitizer is by far the most preferred lubricant for the Howie Handel.

by JustLikeThis March 6, 2011

The Handle

When you stick your dick in between your ass cheeks, but leave a space in between the shaft and your gooch so it looks like a handle.

Person 1 - “Yesterday at the party John stuck his dick in his ass!”

Person 2 - “He broke out the handle!?”

by Giant Fucking Asshole July 22, 2019

Hanella

A kind hearted person. Usually an Asian name. They are always respectfull and will be there for you.

Hanella tries to be the best in everything, but not in a mean way. If your name is Hanella, you will be one of the kindest hearted people.

Hanella is a great person, she is really kind, you should be friends with them

by KK2007 April 15, 2019

Haneleigh

Haneleigh is such a good friend. She will always listen to you vent. She will always be there for you when you need her. Haneleigh is also a very smart and pretty person. She is also very funny and you can always count on her to make you smile or laugh. She always brightens my day because she always comforts me and reassures me whenever I am feeling down. I love Haneleigh so much. I never want to lose Haneleigh. And I'm sure that anybody who meets her wouldn't want to lose her too.

jowa ko si Haneleigh<33 /j

by materialgrowl April 17, 2022

hanalopes

Singular: Hanlopi
Plural: Hanalopes

An animal in the movie Lion King. Aka: A Sexy Girlfriend

Hey you guy, would you like some Hanalopes Hoof Soup?
I know i would like some Hanalopes hoof soup!

by Krizdfoe July 6, 2006

handlejacker

Someone, who on an (open membership usually) online forum, steals a username of someone else and uses it pretending to be that person.

"There's a handlejacker here"

by .Violet. November 17, 2007

Handle Happy

an expression used when explaing that while the driver is unlocking the car you opened the door at the same time thus not unlockinng the door and the driving having to unlock the car again. this annoying occourence happens while getting too anxious to enter the car

person 1: "ashleeyyyyy..."
person 2: "sorry hehe i got handle happy"

by sydlicious February 27, 2011